A show where celebrities pretend they can dance and viewers pretend their votes counted.
Dancing with the Stars Returns for Season 35 With a Two-Night Premiere
Dancing with the Stars returned for its 35th season with a two-night premiere on ABC, and the first results show sent one couple home after viewer voting. Technical glitches hit the online voting system during the premiere, prompting complaints from fans who said their ballots did not register. The remaining pairs advance to next week's performances, where scores and audience votes combine to determine the next elimination.
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