Charli XCX announced a tour for her actual fans, and Ticketmaster's algorithm heard 'actual fans' and immediately sold every ticket to a guy with 400 browser tabs named Kevin.
Charli XCX announces Music, Fashion, Film Tour — tickets expected to vanish in minutes
Charli XCX has announced the Music, Fashion, Film Tour, with dates including Co-op Live in Manchester. Tickets for the Brat-era shows are expected to sell out within minutes of going on sale, with demand far outstripping supply. The tour follows the success of her sixth album, Brat, and its accompanying cultural moment, which has made her one of the most in-demand live acts of the year.
Source: Charli XCX announces Music, Fashion, Film Tour — tickets expected to vanish in minutes — Google News
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