DUI: Dallas Under Influence
Florida man arrested for DUI was reportedly seeking Josh Allen to pitch him on the Dallas Cowboys
A Florida man was arrested by the Nassau County Sheriff's Office on suspicion of driving under the influence after reportedly telling deputies he was on his way to find Buffalo Bills quarterback Josh Allen in order to pitch him on joining the Dallas Cowboys. The man was taken into custody; no word on whether Allen, who has never played for Dallas, was ever contacted. The Cowboys have not reached a Super Bowl since the 1995 season.
Source: Florida man arrested for DUI was reportedly seeking Josh Allen to pitch him on the Dallas Cowboys — r/FloridaMan
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Oct 3, 2026.
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