Neymar's knees vs. synthetic turf: the one rivalry where both sides lose.
Neymar Named in Santos Squad for Palmeiras Derby Amid Synthetic Pitch Concerns
Neymar has been named in Santos' squad for the Copa do Brasil quarter-final derby against Palmeiras, despite concerns over the synthetic pitch at Allianz Parque. The Brazilian star's return adds drama to an already heated clash, with his fitness and the surface both under scrutiny.
Source: Neymar Named in Santos Squad for Palmeiras Derby Amid Synthetic Pitch Concerns — Goal.com
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