The invisible hand just gave him the finger.
Bird Shits in Anarcho-Capitalist's Mouth, Instantly Validating His Beliefs
A 41-year-old crypto-bro in a restaurant was pontificating to a table of younger women about how finance is 'very punk' and calling himself an 'anarcho-capitalist' when a bird flying overhead dropped a massive load directly into his open mouth. Witnesses called it 'everything you could hope for.' The man screamed, gagged on the sticky mess, vomited, and then shit himself in panic.
Source: Bird Shits in Anarcho-Capitalist's Mouth, Instantly Validating His Beliefs — The Hard Times
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 7, 2026.
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