Only in DC can you get detained for a BOLO while your goat catches more stares than a senator.
Man walking goat in DC detained, claims it was a BOLO not the goat
A Washington, DC man was briefly detained by Metro Transit Police while walking his goat, Lil' Bob. He insists the stop was due to a BOLO (be on the lookout) and not the goat—though he's unsure what a BOLO entails. The goat, reportedly unfazed, remains a local celebrity.
Source: Man walking goat in DC detained, claims it was a BOLO not the goat — Fark
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