RFK Jr. paying $18,000 for a diet that just makes him brag about his poop is the most expensive way to lose 20 pounds and all his friends.
RFK Jr.'s doctor says proper poops (like his) are wipe-free and 'nearly orgasmic'
Health Secretary RFK Jr. and VP Vance are reportedly following Dr. Sean O'Mara's 'living carnivore diet,' which promises weight loss and 'nearly orgasmic,' wipe-free bowel movements. O'Mara, who charges $18,000 for consultations, has faced expert warnings about the health risks of meat-heavy diets.
Source: RFK Jr.'s doctor says proper poops (like his) are wipe-free and 'nearly orgasmic' — NY Post Weird But True
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