Paris FC's away kit is just a name tag.
Barcelona Host Paris FC as Women's Champions League Group Stage Opens
The UEFA Women's Champions League group stage opens Wednesday with Barcelona hosting Paris FC at Estadi Johan Cruyff and Chelsea welcoming Austria Wien. Barcelona arrive as holders after beating Lyon in last season's final, while Paris FC qualified through the preliminary rounds. Both fixtures kick off the six-matchday group phase, with the top two from each of the four groups advancing to the quarterfinals in March.
Source: Barcelona Host Paris FC as Women's Champions League Group Stage Opens — UEFA.com
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