Cantona's loyalty is beautiful. Ratcliffe would've offered him a five-year deal and a £4.99 admin fee.
Eric Cantona: I would never have signed for Man Utd under Sir Jim Ratcliffe
Eric Cantona, who won four Premier League titles with Manchester United between 1992 and 1997, said he would not have joined the club if Sir Jim Ratcliffe had been in charge at the time. Ratcliffe became co-owner in February 2024 and has since cut hundreds of jobs, raised ticket prices, and scrapped Sir Alex Ferguson's ambassadorial contract. Cantona, 58, remains the club's most iconic signing under Ferguson.
Source: Eric Cantona: I would never have signed for Man Utd under Sir Jim Ratcliffe — The Telegraph
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