A career twice interrupted by the same medical emergency now ends without a single match played.
Christian Eriksen Leaves Wolfsburg by Mutual Consent After Second Collapse
Christian Eriksen, 34, and Wolfsburg agreed to terminate his contract, nine months before it was due to expire. The Danish midfielder joined in 2024 but did not play again after collapsing on the pitch during a match in 2025. The club confirmed the departure by mutual consent; Eriksen leaves without making another competitive appearance and is now a free agent.
Source: Christian Eriksen Leaves Wolfsburg by Mutual Consent After Second Collapse — BBC
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