In royal news, Pippa Middleton ages gracefully while the media's obsession with her sister's wardrobe hits middle age.
Pippa Middleton Turns 43, Media Still Measuring Her Against Kate
Pippa Middleton turns 43, prompting People to run a nostalgic feature on her bond with sister Kate. The piece rehashes their most public moments, from wedding appearances to royal balcony cameos. It's a reminder that for the Middletons, every birthday is also a chance for the world to measure Kate's glow-up.
Source: Pippa Middleton Turns 43, Media Still Measuring Her Against Kate — People.com
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