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Audrey Hepburn's Sons Pick a Surprise Actress for Her Biopic, Passing Over Portman and Mara
Audrey Hepburn's sons, Sean Ferrer and Luca Dotti, are backing a new biopic of their mother and have reportedly chosen an actress to play her — one they say nobody saw coming, after Natalie Portman and Rooney Mara were both linked to earlier versions. The pick ends years of stop-start development on the project. No studio or release date has been confirmed.
Source: Audrey Hepburn's Sons Pick a Surprise Actress for Her Biopic, Passing Over Portman and Mara — graziamagazine.com
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