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King Charles letter confirms Harry and Meghan still non-working royals
Buckingham Palace confirmed King Charles has written to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle reiterating their status as non-working royals, a clarification the couple reportedly found surprising. The letter formalizes what has been unofficially true since their 2020 exit: no royal duties, no royal funding, no royal invites. What remains unclear is whether the envelope was embossed, which would make it the most ornate rejection slip in the Commonwealth.
Source: King Charles letter confirms Harry and Meghan still non-working royals — The Guardian
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