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World's oldest and second-oldest men exchange birthday cards, turning 114 and 113
João Marinho Neto of Brazil turned 114 on Monday and Ken Weeks of Australia turned 113, and the two men, confirmed by LongeviQuest and Guinness World Records as the world's oldest and second-oldest men, sent each other birthday cards by photo across the globe. Neto has held the oldest-man title since November 2024, when he was 112, and is one of only nine men ever verified to reach 114. LongeviQuest's Ben Meyers noted a man hitting 114 is rarer than a woman hitting 117.
Source: World's oldest and second-oldest men exchange birthday cards, turning 114 and 113 — UPI Odd News
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