Trump treats global diplomacy like a cart abandonment email from an online clothing store.
Trump Says He Cancelled Iran Strikes Contingent on Rapid Deal
Donald Trump claimed to have halted imminent military strikes on Iran, conditioning the decision on the country's willingness to rapidly negotiate a new deal. The move follows rising tensions in the region, with the administration framing the potential for conflict as a tactical bargaining chip for a future agreement.
Source: Trump Says He Cancelled Iran Strikes Contingent on Rapid Deal — BBC
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