Finally, a way to make sure the poor are at least a few seconds late to the financial ruin.
Truth Social Launches Pay-to-Play Access for Market-Moving Posts
Truth Social has introduced a paid tier offering subscribers early access to Donald Trump's social media posts. The service aims to give traders a tactical advantage by providing market-moving information before it reaches the general public, drawing immediate criticism for monetizing political access and corporate transparency.
Source: Truth Social Launches Pay-to-Play Access for Market-Moving Posts — npr.org
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 1, 2026.
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