Trump is currently the only person in D.C. who thinks a leaky pool is a political manifesto rather than just a shitty plumbing job.
Trump Rejects Contractor Blame, Insists Reflecting Pool Leaks Are Vandalism
Donald Trump has publicly disputed the D.C. Justice Department's decision to drop vandalism charges against an Olympic canoeist accused of damaging the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. While prosecutors determined the damage stemmed from a flawed installation by a no-bid contractor, Trump insists the pool was targeted by vandals, citing his own narrative over the evidence.
Source: Trump Rejects Contractor Blame, Insists Reflecting Pool Leaks Are Vandalism — CNBC
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A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 2, 2026.
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