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Chelsea slash Enzo Fernandez to £120m, set Friday deadline for Man City
Chelsea has set a £120m price tag on Enzo Fernandez and given interested clubs a Friday deadline to bid, with Manchester City reportedly in talks. The Blues are already scouting replacements, signaling Fernandez's likely departure.
Source: Chelsea slash Enzo Fernandez to £120m, set Friday deadline for Man City — BBC
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 13, 2026.
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