Another academy kid swapped for a packet of crisps and a promise to 'keep in touch' — the United way.
Ethan Williams departs for EFL club
Ethan Williams, a promising Manchester United academy winger, has departed the club to join an unnamed EFL side. The move continues United's trend of letting young talent leave for minimal fees, raising questions about the club's youth development strategy as they seek to balance finances.
Source: Ethan Williams departs for EFL club — Manchester United Website
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