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Tottenham vs Hoffenheim: Spurs' injury crisis forces makeshift XI
Tottenham Hotspur face Hoffenheim in the Europa League with a patched-up squad: several starters injured, others rested, forcing manager Ange Postecoglou to field a makeshift XI. The fixture tests the club's thin depth and raises questions about squad-building priorities.
Source: Tottenham vs Hoffenheim: Spurs' injury crisis forces makeshift XI — London Evening Standard
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 13, 2026.
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