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Man Utd Eye January Move for Crystal Palace Left-Back Tyrick Mitchell
Manchester United are being linked with a January move for Crystal Palace and England left-back Tyrick Mitchell, with reports claiming he has informed the club he wants to join. The interest comes as United look for cover at left-back, where Luke Shaw's injury record has left the position repeatedly exposed this season. Mitchell, 25, has been a regular for Palace and has one England cap, and reports suggest he is open to the switch if a deal can be agreed in the winter window.
Source: Man Utd Eye January Move for Crystal Palace Left-Back Tyrick Mitchell — TEAMtalk
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 23, 2026.
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