At this point, the Victorian Premier’s office should just be converted into an Airbnb so the next person can at least earn some extra Super.
Victorian Premier Resigns in Sudden Caucus Upset
Victorian Premier Jacinta Allan is facing a sudden and dramatic leadership crisis, with reports circulating that she has resigned ahead of a critical caucus vote. As colleagues scramble and potential successors like Ben Carroll are spotted arriving at parliament, the Victorian Labor government is teetering on the edge of another chaotic internal implosion.
Source: Victorian Premier Resigns in Sudden Caucus Upset — The Age
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 28, 2026.
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