A woman could watch a 747 hit the tower and still say 'no worries if not, land whenever!'

Air traffic control sick of all these bloody planes

The piece is a list of situations where women pre-emptively apologise for having basic needs, adding 'no worries if not!' to every request. It covers orgasms, pay rises, divorce, the vote, restaurant tables, and refunds, arguing women are conditioned to accept unfair refusals as their due. The punchline: maybe flashing your genitals will finally catch on as a negotiating tactic.

Source: Air traffic control sick of all these bloody planes — The Daily Mash

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