I ran an ultramarathon on company time and the only thing that cramped was payroll.
Medical chief ran ultramarathon while drawing salary
A Swedish hospital chief executive was revealed to have run an ultramarathon while clocking in and drawing his full salary, according to Dagens Nyheter. The medical director kept collecting his pay during the race, and the arrangement only came to light through the newspaper's reporting. Critics say the salary should have been suspended while he was away from his post.
Source: Medical chief ran ultramarathon while drawing salary — Dagens Nyheter
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 21, 2026.
Topics: ultramarathon · salaryscandal · sweden · medicalchief · corruption · running · workplacefraud · viralnews
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