Eddie Vedder just wants to play 'Jeremy' in peace while a woman in a windbreaker takes notes on his nesting habits.
'90s Grunge Singers Added to Endangered Species List
The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service added '90s grunge singers to the endangered species list, citing the loss of Seattle's ecosystem if Eddie Vedder disappears. Conservationist Tara Gumbolt said efforts to mate Mudhoney's Mark Arm in captivity have failed, and warned that grunge extinction may or may not also kill avocados. Meanwhile, fan Vicki Breadwater has been breaking into L7 singer Donita Sparks' house monthly to check she's still breathing. The agency also added '90s rappers to the list.
Source: '90s Grunge Singers Added to Endangered Species List — The Hard Times
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 21, 2026.
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