Arsenal's transfer strategy is just window-shopping at Harrods and then settling for the Poundland version.
Arsenal settle for £77m winger after Vinícius and Barcola snub
Arsenal have moved on to a £77m winger after missing out on Vinícius Júnior and Bradley Barcola, who chose other clubs. The Gunners' summer transfer window continues to be a saga of near-misses and expensive fallbacks.
Source: Arsenal settle for £77m winger after Vinícius and Barcola snub — Football365
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