Tomiyasu passed the trial, but can he survive a Crystal Palace medical? Asking for a friend's hamstring.
Crystal Palace sign Takehiro Tomiyasu after successful trial
Crystal Palace have signed Takehiro Tomiyasu after a successful trial, adding the Japanese defender to their squad. The move brings experience and versatility to the backline, though fans are wary of his injury history.
Source: Crystal Palace sign Takehiro Tomiyasu after successful trial — BBC
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