Round Two is where Premier League teams meet their annual reminder that they're not as good as their wage bill suggests.
Carabao Cup Round Two Draw: Leeds Enter, Upsets Brewing
The Carabao Cup Round Two draw confirmed which clubs enter the competition as Leeds join the fray. Wolves, West Ham, Burnley, and Wrexham headline first-round action, with Sky Sports broadcasting the early matches. The draw sets up potential early giant-killings as lower-league sides look to upset top-flight opposition.
Source: Carabao Cup Round Two Draw: Leeds Enter, Upsets Brewing — The English Football League
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