The Cowboys have won the Super Bowl in September every year since 1996.
Cowboys vs. Giants highlights: Week 1 NFL opener
The Dallas Cowboys hosted the New York Giants in their Week 1 NFL season opener at AT&T Stadium. Dallas entered the game having won the NFC East in two of the past three seasons, while New York started a new campaign after finishing 6-11 in 2024. Highlight packages from the matchup circulated online immediately after the final whistle.
Source: Cowboys vs. Giants highlights: Week 1 NFL opener — NFL.com
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 14, 2026.
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