Fifty-nine points is not a football score, that's a group chat where nobody's checking the receipts.
Bears Outlast Panthers 59-37 in Highest-Scoring Week 1 Game in NFL History
The Chicago Bears defeated the Carolina Panthers 59-37 at Soldier Field, combining for 96 points — the most ever scored in an NFL Week 1 game. Chicago's offense scored on nearly every possession while Carolina's defense offered minimal resistance, and the two teams traded touchdowns deep into the fourth quarter. The previous Week 1 record had stood for decades before Sunday's outburst. The Athletic's Chris Branch broke down the historic shootout and the weekend's other highlights.
Source: Bears Outlast Panthers 59-37 in Highest-Scoring Week 1 Game in NFL History — CBS News
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 14, 2026.
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