Win a Manchester derby and the first thing you do is photograph yourself, because the scoreboard will be reset but the receipts are forever.
Erling Haaland Takes a Selfie at Old Trafford After City Beat United in the Derby
Erling Haaland took a selfie on the Old Trafford pitch after Manchester City beat Manchester United in the derby. The Premier League shared the clip across its social accounts, including Instagram and TikTok, with a cheeky 'Apology Accepted' caption. The post also promotes the Premier League app for iOS and Android.
Source: Erling Haaland Takes a Selfie at Old Trafford After City Beat United in the Derby — Premier League
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