Haaland's haircut didn't just kill his endorsements, it gave his shampoo brand an existential crisis — and now they're Googling 'how to sell conditioner to a cue ball.'
Shampoo brand drops Haaland after his shocking buzz cut
A shampoo brand canceled its endorsement deal with Erling Haaland after the Norwegian striker debuted a radical short haircut, leaving executives scrambling since his flowing mane was the centerpiece of their campaigns. The company now seeks a new long-haired athlete spokesperson, while Haaland celebrates his new look and jokes about playing biblical Samson.
Source: Shampoo brand drops Haaland after his shocking buzz cut — El Deforma
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