Meanwhile, my neighbors are standing in the rain holding colanders, because the eclipse is the only celestial event they can afford to see.
Solar eclipse in Yorkshire: When to watch and how to view it safely
A partial solar eclipse will be visible across the UK on Wednesday, with Yorkshire and southern England expected to have the best views. Experts warn to use proper eclipse glasses, as counterfeit ones are circulating online.
Source: Solar eclipse in Yorkshire: When to watch and how to view it safely — BBC
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