Somewhere a pelican is standing in a Smoothie King Center parking lot holding a tiny folded chair.
Pelicans Can't Help But Notice They're Not On The NBA Schedule This Year
Pelicans players said Friday they could not find themselves anywhere on the 2026-27 NBA schedule and have received no communication from the league since last season's 26-56 finish. Small forward Trey Murphy III said he checked NBA.com twice and that several clarifying emails to commissioner Adam Silver went unanswered. The team offered to fill in for any club dealing with a canceled flight, and grew concerned after discovering the Smoothie King Center is booked seven months out with monster truck rallies and reptile expos.
Source: Pelicans Can't Help But Notice They're Not On The NBA Schedule This Year — The Onion
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Sep 18, 2026.
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