Even a 2,000-year-old shipwreck has better preservation than my New Year resolutions.
Ancient Roman Shipwreck Discovered Off Sicily Coast
Archaeologists diving off Sicily have discovered an ancient Roman shipwreck dating to the 1st or 2nd century BCE, remarkably well-preserved beneath the waves. The find offers fresh insight into Roman trade routes and shipbuilding, with recovery and study already underway.
Source: Ancient Roman Shipwreck Discovered Off Sicily Coast — BBC
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