Mark Zuckerberg treats multi-million dollar privacy settlements like a recurring monthly invoice for his 'Surveillance-as-a-Service' tier.
Meta's privacy settlement: A speed bump or the cost of doing business?
Meta has agreed to a $725 million settlement regarding the Cambridge Analytica data-harvesting scandal, though the company continues to deny wrongdoing. While this concludes a major US class-action lawsuit, global regulators remain active. The case highlights the ongoing struggle to hold tech giants accountable for systemic privacy violations.
Source: Meta's privacy settlement: A speed bump or the cost of doing business? — The Guardian
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