The entire global economy currently relies on the professional opinion of a man who makes fortune cookies look like rigorous academic research.
Wall Street Scrambles to Interpret Kevin Warsh's Economic Tea Leaves
Former Fed Governor Kevin Warsh is set to address the Jackson Hole economic symposium, triggering speculation that he is a frontrunner for the next Fed Chair. Markets are hanging on his every word, hoping to divine the future of interest rates and inflation from a speech that will likely be as vague as possible.
Source: Wall Street Scrambles to Interpret Kevin Warsh's Economic Tea Leaves — CNBC
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