Six and a half years in prison is a heavy price to pay for what effectively amounts to helping people avoid the three hours of scrolling it takes to pick a movie on Netflix.
Man Sentenced to Six Years for Illegal Streaming Empire
A 60-year-old man has been sentenced to six and a half years in prison for running an illegal streaming service that generated nearly £1 million in revenue. The City of London Police investigation revealed he facilitated unauthorized access to premium content, leading to a significant crackdown on digital piracy operations.
Source: Man Sentenced to Six Years for Illegal Streaming Empire — City of London Police
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 29, 2026.
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