Darts pros travel to the other side of the planet just to hear the same drunk heckles they get at their local.
New Zealand Darts Masters 2026: Schedule, results, format with van Veen, Price, Wade, Bunting
The 2026 New Zealand Darts Masters brings top PDC stars like Gerwyn Price and James Wade to Auckland for a £30k prize. The tournament is set to deliver high-stakes arrows and, inevitably, a few choice words from the crowd.
Source: New Zealand Darts Masters 2026: Schedule, results, format with van Veen, Price, Wade, Bunting — Sky Sports
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