Three weeks of scouting to confirm he's a playmaker — my landlord confirms my rent increase faster.
Celtic Sign Germany U21 Star Mika Baur After Three-Week Transfer Saga
Celtic completed the signing of Germany U21 midfielder Mika Baur from Paderborn on a four-year deal, ending a three-week wait after talks leaked. The move pushed Celtic's summer spending past £30m, with the 20-year-old self-proclaimed 'playmaker' citing an ex-Parkhead star's influence in his decision to join.
Source: Celtic Sign Germany U21 Star Mika Baur After Three-Week Transfer Saga — Daily Record
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Aug 15, 2026.
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