Derby's midfield now has more former West Brom rejects than a Championship relegation battle — welcome to the retirement home of ambition.
Alex Mowatt Departs for Derby County
West Bromwich Albion midfielder Alex Mowatt is heading to Derby County after the Championship club accepted a bid, making him Derby's fifth signing of a busy transfer window. The 29-year-old's departure frees up wages and squad space at the Hawthorns as the Baggies look to reinvest. Derby, meanwhile, sees the move as a boost to their promotion ambitions.
Source: Alex Mowatt Departs for Derby County — West Bromwich Albion
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