Nothing says 'we're serious about the Sula' like printing the lineup before kickoff—São Paulo's playing chess while Boca's playing checkers with the referee.
São Paulo Reveals Lineup for Boca Clash in Sula
São Paulo released their starting XI for the first leg of the Copa Sudamericana against Boca Juniors in Buenos Aires. The lineup omits several key players, raising eyebrows among fans who see it as an admission of lower priority for the competition. Coach Dorival Júnior faces a hostile La Bombonera crowd.
Source: São Paulo Reveals Lineup for Boca Clash in Sula — Yahoo Sports Canada
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