Sydney Swans' PR team is now drafting an apology for every thought they've ever had.
Swans' 'Insensitive' Awards Night Jokes Spark League Rebuke
The Sydney Swans have been rebuked by the Whyalla Football League for 'clearly insensitive' remarks made during an awards night speech. The comments, which mocked the host league, have forced the AFL club into damage control, issuing apologies and promising to do better.
Source: Swans' 'Insensitive' Awards Night Jokes Spark League Rebuke — ABC News & Headlines – Australian Broadcasting Corporation
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