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Man Utd decide to sign David Alaba on free transfer
Manchester United have reportedly decided to sign David Alaba on a free transfer. The former Real Madrid and Bayern Munich defender would bolster a shaky backline and add experience, but his wages and age raise questions about the club's strategy of targeting free agents.
Source: Man Utd decide to sign David Alaba on free transfer — Football365
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