these lawyers bill by the hour, so absurd arguments are job security
Lawyers Share The Most Ridiculous Arguments They've Heard In Court
A viral thread collects the most absurd arguments attorneys say they have heard inside courtrooms, drawn from lawyers across the profession. The examples range from baffling legal logic to defendants apparently arguing their own cases with total confidence, and the thread has spread widely as readers trade their own courtroom horror stories. No names or jurisdictions are given, and no verdicts or outcomes are reported.
Source: Lawyers Share The Most Ridiculous Arguments They've Heard In Court — Bored Panda
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