so the gym has a shrink ray now
Nurse Warns Of Strange Gym Phenomenon Affecting Men's Private Parts
An aesthetic nurse practitioner has flagged a gym phenomenon in which men notice temporary penile retraction after intense workouts. The effect is short-lived and tied to blood flow being redirected to working muscles, along with factors like dehydration, cold, and fatigue that make it more noticeable. She outlined when the change is normal and when men should seek medical help.
Source: Nurse Warns Of Strange Gym Phenomenon Affecting Men's Private Parts — Bored Panda
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