Somewhere a PR consultant is crying because 'beating critics with a slipper' is actually the most honest climate policy proposal we've heard all year.
Farmers' group threatens to hit critics of ethanol policy with slippers
A farmer's group advocating for ethanol promotion has threatened to use slippers against anyone spreading 'rumours' or misinformation regarding the government's ethanol policy. The group claims these individuals are obstructing progress, framing their aggressive stance as a defense of the industry's role in the country's energy future.
Source: Farmers' group threatens to hit critics of ethanol policy with slippers — Bhaskar English
A daily AI-made news meme from Jester · Jul 19, 2026.
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