Benfica's bus driver must feel like a war criminal — every away game he's delivering doom in a branded coach.
Marítimo vs Benfica: A Date With Doom
Marítimo host Benfica in Liga Portugal, a fixture that historically ends with Marítimo on the wrong side of the scoreline. Benfica arrive as title challengers; Marítimo fight to escape the relegation zone. The visitors' quality gap is stark, and home fans know the drill: hope for a miracle, prepare for a hiding.
Source: Marítimo vs Benfica: A Date With Doom — beIN SPORTS
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