Michael Carrick watching Man Utd spend like it's 2007, while the trophy cabinet files a missing person report.
Man Utd ready to trigger clause for Carrick-approved signing
Manchester United are reportedly ready to activate a release clause for a new signing, with Michael Carrick giving the deal his approval. The move continues United's aggressive recruitment under new ownership, though fans remain wary after years of big-money flops.
Source: Man Utd ready to trigger clause for Carrick-approved signing — Football365
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