Palace's transfer strategy is just refreshing Arsenal's shopping cart and hoping something's still in stock.
Crystal Palace set to sign Tomiyasu, consider Solly March
Crystal Palace are reportedly close to signing Arsenal defender Takehiro Tomiyasu and are also considering a move for Brighton winger Solly March, per BBC. The moves would bolster Palace's squad with Premier League experience, though Tomiyasu's arrival would mark a rare direct transfer between London rivals.
Source: Crystal Palace set to sign Tomiyasu, consider Solly March — BBC
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